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Contest #34 - Smash TV
What is being said in this picture? You can include captions
from either/any of the characters on screen. Whoever makes us laugh the most,
wins!
Send your entries to caption@sega8bit.com.
There is no limit on entries so submit as many as you like.
Contest #33 - Dick Tracy
Winning quote by: Stan Stepanic
Honorable Mentions
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He is hardly 'Big Boy.' Trans Buttah is much bigger - Jerome Buttah |
| First I nab Ronald Mc.Donald, then Colonel Sanders, then Wendy! BigBoy never stood a chance! You're next, Popeye! - Adam Crawford |
| Hey, don't look at my yellow deformed extra long finger, look at the state of that guy's hair! - Phil |
Contest #32 - Desert Strike
Winning quote by: Robin Brookes
Honorable Mentions
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Army guy: "Round and round the garden like a teddy bear, one step, two step....a tickle under there" - Sam A |
| Man in suit: “Ready for battle on US shores, Sega?
Don’t worry, we here at Tonka will fight this war for you. Trust us, ALF is going to be huge.” - grolt |
| "You wouldn't know where a president could score some crack, would ya?" - Scott Sullivan |
Contest #31 - Gangster Town
Winning quote by: Stan
Honorable Mentions
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"I ran out of gas and my door won't open little help" - Greg |
| OutRun: Al Capone - grolt |
| "Jimmy, stop firing dammit and tell me that's a big distant tree on the left, because if it's not we're inches away from a huge-ass cliff!" - Thijs Buurman |
Contest #30 - Casino Games
Winning quote by: Razor NetOut
Honorable Mentions
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"I'll never tell these casino chicks that I'm not this 'Daniel Craig' guy!" - Koborover |
| "I may have club foot, but take a look at these 2 lovely beauties" - Phil |
| As a Monopoly hotel is engulfed in green flame, Matthew McConaughey celebrates under the world's largest sunshade - grolt |
| "Sssssh, don't tell them I used the password cheat to get all this!" - Stan |
Contest #29 - The Newzealand Story
Winning quote by: Razor NetOut
Honorable Mentions
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"Wait here annoying kid!!!! This boy is the real meatball" - Leonardo de Castro Rodrigues |
Seal: "I got lunch tomorrow!"
Kiwi: "Good riddance! more grubs and worms for me" - Greg |
Contest #28 - My Hero
Winning quote by: Razor NetOut
Honorable Mentions
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"GIANT BEAN!" - Nicholas Taylor |
| "Hey babe! Smell my armpit!!" - Leonardo de Castro Rodrigues |
Blue girl: omg iz that an egg yolk?!
Blue guy pointing: no no no itz a piece of baby bell cheeze1!
Man in black with his head in his hands: Nintendo fanboys - grolt |
Contest #27 - Rocky
Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable Mentions
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"Mfffgh.. Uhh.. Where do my arm go? Is this the hood? WTF! I HATE putting on this stupid flag-robe-piece-of-crap..." - DNAagram |
| Holding aloft the mystical invisible bow of Krathtar, Rocky prays to the dark gods of old to deliver him from gaming mediocrity - HotDiggerdyDamn |
| "Gimme high-five, O'mie!" - Razor NetOut |
Contest #26 - Prince of Persia
Winning quote by: Nik
Honorable Mentions
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As the prince grabs on an ill-placed sword, the term 'how's it hanging' suddenly takes on a whole new meaning - grolt |
| The infamous 'Javelin Leapfrog' event was eventually omitted from the Olympics after an incident much like this - HotDiggerdyDamn |
| The Persian method of sterilisation was unusual to say the least... - nik |
| Enemy: "This is no time for body building asshole".
- astyle |
Contest #25 - Land of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse
Winning quote by: Stan
Honorable Mentions
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Mickey: If you don't want to get punched for stealing my shirt, I'd suggest you duck! - grolt |
| Mickey: You're pregnant?! A punch in the stomach should fix that. - Raychan |
| Frankly my dear I don't give a duck - krooper13 |
| Mickey: Look, I already told you. I'm a mouse, and you're a duck. Cross-species relationships never work.
- nik |
Contest #24 - Vigilante
Winning quote by: grolt
Honorable Mentions
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No Vigilante, that's a bad vigilante! - Raychan |
| Abra cadabra! I will turn you into a frog!! - astyle |
| Stand still will you! I'll never get this chewing gum out of your hair if you keep struggling - ninjabearhug |
| AHA! So you're the one who's been coming back every night to stack our tires! - nik
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| I said I didn't want to buy any damn tyres! - Playgen |
Contest #23 - Home Alone
Winning quote by: Nik
Honorable Mentions
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That will learn mom to keep me grounded - astyle |
| Right. Who said NES was better than SMS?- Nik |
| Thanks Mom. This could really help with my depression - Daniel Clemens |
Contest #22 -The Flintstones
Winning quote by: Rex Anything
Honorable Mentions
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Fred: "Are you aware that you've been driving without your headlights?
Barney: "I also don't have any wheels, officer."
- grolt |
| Never buy the square ones again, Barney! Cheaper ain't better - Todd Mason |
| "There's a reason why rocks are better suited as wheels rather than hats." - Nik |
Contest #21 - Slap Shot
Winning quote by: Harry Paul
Honorable Mentions
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"Ch ch ch Seg-ah ah ah" - grolt |
Players: "Ken, we need your skills as a goalie"
Ken: "Sorry guys, I need to go back to my day job and fight Ryu" -
Mark6312 |
| "Thats the guy who wanted to touch my helmet! Get him!" -
Rex Anything |
Contest #20 - Indiana
Jones and the Last Crusade
Winning quote by: Todd Mason
Honorable Mentions
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"I knew I shouldn't have let that dominatrix keep my whip" - ninjabearhug |
| "Why would anyone make walls out of cheerios?" -
Kiff |
| "Now I know what they meant when Sega8Bit said this game was the pits!" -
grolt |
Contest #19 - Dynamite Dux
Winning quote by: Krooper13
Honorable Mentions
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Dog: "Uh...Bin, why is Colonel Sanders looking at you like that?" - Rhett |
| "The babes must love you for that giant fist" -
eday2010 |
| Colonel: "Threaten me all you want! You ain't never getting my finger lickin' good secret recipe." - ninjabearhug |
Contest #18 - Olympic Gold
Winning quote by: grolt
Honorable Mentions
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"Oh man, it's lunch after I've finished
this and I hope that kid with the green snotty running nose doesn't
sit facing me again. Four days in a row he's sat there, four blooming
days" - fraser |
| "I probably would look better on a Mega Drive!" -
clocktower |
Contest #17 - Psycho Fox
Winning quote by: ninjabearhug
Honorable
Mentions
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Fox: "Yuck!
I thought these power-up mushrooms were supposed
to make me get bigger! How can he eat these?"
- eday2010 |
| Birdfly: "That's not me you
idiot! Come back!" - Raychan |
| Mushroom: "BOO!" - Lucas |
Contest #16 - Special
Criminal Investigation
Winning quote by: krooper13
Honorable
Mentions
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"Alright Jimmy. If this guy so much as flinches, shoot him in the head for the THIRD time."
- Todd Mason |
| "Go tell the X-Box boys that the Master System boys are back in town!" - Ross Willett |
| "Look at me when I'm talking to you! ...Are you lookin, 'cause it's hard to tell where your...? What's with-- where the hell is your mouth? You look like you were stabbed in the face by Tetris or somethin!" - Todd Mason |
Contest #15 - Golden
Axe
Winning quote by: SinnerBoy
Honorable
Mentions
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"MY BALLOON!" - Todd Mason |
| "Be gone, wench! Thou shall not tempt me with thine creamy thighs and sexy metal outfit. Foul harlot broad!" -
eday2010 |
| "Red Bull - it gives you wings!"
- Sinistral |
Contest #14 - World
Games
Winning quote by: Todd
Mason
Honorable
Mentions
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"Luigi, when
they said we would be in Mario and Sonic at the
Olympics is this what you pictured?" - Krooper13 |
| "This wasn't what I had in mind when
you said 'Let's go roll a fat one'" -
ninjabearhug |
| "We really should
have taken a piss before we got on this damn log"
- Estimated Prophet |
Contest #13 - Double
Dragon
Winning quote by: Mr.
T
Honorable
Mentions
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"Ah, is it too
late to try behind hole-in-the-wall number 1? " -
Todd Mason |
| "BOLO! You're out of step again! It's
up, up, down, down, right, left, right, LEFT! " -
Todd Mason |
| "Exactly why did
I smoke them out of their holes?" - Mr.
T |
| "Dudes, seriously! If you hold your
farts so much, your intestines are gonna blow!" - Alberto |
Contest #12 - Renegade
Winning quote by: Todd
Mason
Honorable
Mentions
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"My armpits smell as bad as that trash your lazing on"
- eday2010 |
| *sniff-sniff* "Well it's not me,
but it smells like 'dead thug' around here." -
Todd |
| "I don't care how sexy you think that pose is. I ain't going for you on a pile of smelly trash
" - eday2010 |
| "Strike!
" - Phil |
| "Get out of there,
there aint no point in dumpster diving for Sega games
behind a chinese takeaway!" - Sinistral |
Contest #11 - Operation
Wolf
Winning quote by: Todd
Mason
Honorable
Mentions
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| "Hmmph, bitch, told you
to stop blasting your system near my house, now I done exploded
it to hell" - Stan |
| "Dang! That was my 3rd SMS! Wireless controllers
are still just too unreliable." - Todd |
| "Heh heh! This is the
Blast Processing Sega was talking about!" - mateusbond |
| "Now the police will never get my hard
drive" - Christian Hughes |
| "You're only supposed to blow the BLOODY doors off!" - David Vincent Hall |
Contest #10 - The
Lucky Dime Caper
Winning quote by: Aypok
Honorable
Mentions
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| "Stop! Hammer time! " - Aypok & Chunkchenko |
| "This is what you get for trying to sell this game as 'RARE'
on eBay!"
- Aypok |
| "I told you if you outbid me on Daisy's panties, I'de
get ya!!" -
northern gooner |
Contest #9 - Crash Dummies
Winning quote by: Todd
Mason
Honorable
Mentions
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| "Wow, $100, and I only
broke 77 bones this time! " - ptepid |
| "Time to go buy that hot inflatable doll!"
- Alberto |
| "My name is Retroboy and
I've just sold one of my overpriced Handle Controllers!" -
Phil |
Contest #8 - Ghouls
'n Ghosts
Winning quote by: Yawackhary
Honorable
Mentions
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| "Maybe this might not be
the best place to do the Full Monty" - Yawackhary |
| "I will defeat you with my fart of fire. Die
monster. Die." - Phil |
Contest #7 - Shinobi
Winning quote by: Todd
Mason
Honorable
Mentions
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| "Jo, your ninja skills
are so awesome. I'm not worthy!!!" - Sinistral |
| "Don't just stand there,help me find my
contact lense" - ninjabearhug |
| "Ahhhhhh, god, this stupid
bowel disorder (faaaaaaaart)! Come on! God, just one fight!"
- Stan |
Contest #6 - Pro Wrestling
Winning quote by: ninjabearhug
Honorable
Mentions
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| "Roshambo! No more kids for you! Ha!" - eday |
Contest #5 - Back to the Future III
Winning quote by: krooper13
Honorable
Mentions
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| "Look! Someone's playing this god-awful
game! Haha!" - aypok |
| "Check out my lightning firing finger" -
ninjabearhug |
| "That guy said the NES was better
than the SMS! Get him!" - aypok |
| "OMG!?! Sega fan has opened ANOTHER forum!"- astaroth |
Contest #4 - California Games
Winning quote by: eday2010
Honorable
Mentions
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| "I'm beginning to wish I'd chosen
surfing now..." - kungfukid |
| "I know this is an Aussie version of California Games,
but this is ridiculous!" - astaroth |
| "I wish I had worn underwear
today" - Phil |
| "Stupid sat-nav's on the blink again"- ninjabearhug |
Contest #3 - Rastan
Winning quote by: playgeneration
Honorable Mentions
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| "With a VPL that bad you should
be ashamed" - krooper |
| "Damn, what a fine ass" -
eday |
| "Where are you going stupid? There
is just desert out there. Your dead"- sega fan |
Contest #2 - Battle Out Run
Winning quote by: rupert
Honorable Mentions
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| "Yawn... I've sure gots a big mouth"
- Yawackhary |
| "Dang, Rocky kicked my ass
and stole my car. I look stupid right now" - sega fan |
Contest #1 - Black Belt
Winning quote by: kungfukid
Honorable Mentions
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| Riki: "Do not spread your legs
like that or I will enter the fist" - Tony |
| Riki: "Oh no! Jazz hands" - stewart |
| Riki: "This is a fight not a ballerina
contest" - Kiff |
Ryu: "Woo! Check out my moves. Do you come here
often?
Riki: "No it's my first time. Ahh!? Why has my right side gone grey?"
- rupert |
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